MIND BLOWN SKANK

Mind Blown Skank

This chick/bird/slut is totally wrecked/trashed/gone. She's been popping pills/chugging booze/doing lines all night/day/weekend and she's lookin' like a mess. Her {moves/dance are pathetic/hilarious/horrible and her clothes/outfit are a disaster/ridiculous/wildly inappropriate. She stumbles/waddles/flops around like she can't feel her legs/has no c

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Italy's Finest Under Pressure: A Dunce's Guide

Let's confront it: pressure is a thing. It can make even the most skilled of folks, especially when they're wearing the colors of Italy. But fear not, you curious reader! This guide will throw some light on how these professionals handle the heat. Get ready to discover the secrets behind Italy's best. First and foremost, we'll delve into the ment

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